Lyrics

Back in the day, I smoked weed on my porch
Now I drink martinis
Back in the day, my body was hot
But I had to burn my bikinis

Yeah, I was going to write novels,
Bestsellers no doubt
Make organic food for my family,
Wheat bread and alfalfa sprouts

My dreams are not broken
They just bend in the wind
My days are not numbered, but they will, oh, yes, they will
Oh, yes, they will have an end

It's kind of looking like Harrison Ford
Will never ask me on a date (Must have lost my number)
I'll probably never be besties with Michelle O or Melinda Gates
I might have a chance with Oprah if I could get this novel done
The only problem with finishing is I have not quite begun

My dreams are not broken
They just bend in the wind
My days are not numbered, but they will, oh, yes, they will
oh, yes, they will have an end

The thing about my life so far,
I could never have dreamed it this great
I'm not sure where I'm going next
But I know the line won't be straight

Truth is, now that weed is legal
it's kind of lost its appeal
And I was kidding about the martinis
It's margaritas that seal the deal

My dreams are not broken
They just bend in the wind
My days are not numbered, but I will, oh, yes, I will
oh, yes, I will have an end